Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is
depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors
you didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.
If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....
but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone
who thinks you're great thought about you today!